Shocking Confessions!
So, I am watching a silly show.... "shocking confessions" and I thought I would share some of mine, because now that I'm all grown up and married, they are just silly and I can't get in trouble for them now!!
I think we should all dig up some funny confessions from our past and share them to make our little blog a little more juicy!
I know you ALL HAVE THEM...even our squeaky clean mom!
(i may have shared these before)
Confession #1: When I was in elementary school, I didn't want to be in my class for one reason or the other, so I go up to my teacher and tell her that " I am having trouble hearing"!!!! haha! So, she sends me down to the nurse, who then does a hearing test on me and of course I decide that I don't want to be caught lying, so I voluntarily fail my hearing test by pretending I don't hear the noises and tones ringing from the headphones! I'm not sure what happened after that, but I know mom took me to some hearing specialist to get my hearing tested there too. I don't think I lied during that test, but I'm pretty sure it still got me out of a day of school!
Confession #2: During my younger years, I always felt the need to show off for the missionaries. It was just me and jess' thing! So one days I'm sitting on the banister on the deck, and I'm thinking "I'm gonna jump off this banister, it's not too high, I won't get hurt" and of course dad must have been reading my thoughts and he said "Don't jump off that banister! You're going to get hurt" So...to prove him wrong, i jump off the banister!!! And.... I get hurt!!! I seriously twisted my ankle and couldn't walk on it, so instead of admitting my dad was right, I limp into the house when no one is watching and then pretend to knock into something in hallway and make everyone believe that was how i sprained my ankle!!!! haha
OK EVERYONE.... you're turn!
Happy New Years!
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